Copy Of Letter Sent Today

On Dixie Belle letterhead, this letter was mailed out today.

Mr.  (Ignorant Frickin' Jackass),

In reference to your stay here at the Dixie Belle Motel with your lady friend on Wednesday, June 9, consider this a bill for damages incurred.

You and your lady friend smoked in a non smoking room.  The fee for violation of the smoking policy is clearly stated on a notice posted in the room.

We will overlook the fact that you disconnected the smoke alarm, putting the entire building and every guest in danger, and that you urinated in the bedding.

We will however, expect your payment of the stated fee of $250.00 for violation of the non smoking policy.

Sincerely,


Blah, Blah, Blah
Owner

We know we'll never see a dime.  We just hope his wife opens the letter.