Saturday, April 3, 2010

Those Wascally Wabbits

The DH took a reservation for 2 people under the age of 21, even though we have a strict 21 & older policy.  Apparently, the kid convinced him that he was military and visiting his mother in PSJ.   In actuality, it was just two horny teenagers on spring break.

I'm happy to report however that I know for sure that they practiced safe sex.  My lovely assistant Shegundala* (see note), saw  by the disposable plastic liner,  the ice bucket had been used, so she opened it to place a new liner inside and what she found was large stash of brand new foil wrapped condoms.  That's a first for us, although we have found some very strange things lurking in the ice buckets.  Note to all:  always use the disposable plastic liner.

*Note:  I have all this trivia rattling around in my head.  Many, many years ago Dom Deluise did an act on variety TV where he was a magician and Ruth Buzzy in her very first TV appearances was his "lovely assistant Shegundala."

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